New temp ride!

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 07/23/2017 at 20:57 • Filed to: None

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Chrysler is out of commission for idk how long, due to reasons I’m not gonna disclose just yet, because there may be legal action involved. Until I get a loaner/rental sorted out, I’ll be driving this, 2002 Dakota SLT with a V8 of some description, affectionately nicknamed “The White Trash Rocket”. It’s the totally fully loaded model, drives like shit, gets shit mileage, but looks kinda cool and sounds awesome. Features include a Dewey (DUI) Dent from presumably fish tailing into a fire hydrant (jk, it’s from my GF’s little sister backing her Camry into it), twin chrome shotgun pipes, all terrain tires with factory chrome wheels, a “I’D RATHER BE FISHIN’” plate frame, “MOPAR performance” sticker, and late ‘90s Walmart rubber dodge floor mats and steering wheel cover. Also no headliner or sun visors to speak of.

Matsayz > Your boy, BJR 07/23/2017 at 21:09

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You forgot the “oh shit” passenger handle has been used so much that it’s broken.

Your boy, BJR > Matsayz 07/23/2017 at 21:24

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Nah, it bolts into the headliner, but since that’s gone, it hangs down.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Your boy, BJR 07/23/2017 at 21:27

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how much extra noise is there without a headliner?

Your boy, BJR > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 07/23/2017 at 21:34

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Never driven one with, so idk

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Your boy, BJR 07/23/2017 at 21:43

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These trucks (and the same body Durango) kinda suck, but for some reason it’s very hard to be mad at the V8 models.

crowmolly > Your boy, BJR 07/23/2017 at 21:46

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A few more Redneck stickers and people will mistake you for a Piney

Spridget > Your boy, BJR 07/23/2017 at 23:01

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“Chrysler is out of commission for idk how long, due to reasons I’m not gonna disclose just yet, because there may be legal action involved.”

MOPAR OR NO CAR

Your boy, BJR > crowmolly 07/24/2017 at 06:38

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Bruh I already am one.

Your boy, BJR > crowmolly 07/24/2017 at 06:40

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Needs these plates tho: